*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
i didnt realize i had let Lays post to my facebook for me so now like 300 people know ive been engineering flavors such as “clown shoes” and “spicy fartas”