nevertrustthepenguin:

adriofthedead:

shrineheart:

jongatsby:

we have stereotypes for aliens

we have stereotypes for things we don’t even know anything about

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

maybe that’s why they won’t visit us

they think we’re racist

we are sorry aliens

(Source: jonathantylerh, via spoken-not-written)

skypestripper:

math.. more like

image

(via spoken-not-written)

full-timebullshitter:
Your blog is hilarious, I loove it :)

officialwhitegirls:

gloomyteens:

Living up to the url

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive, via spoken-not-written)

voldy92:

ohmygodddddddd

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via gigglingbean)

sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

(Source: im-moving-yo, via gigglingbean)

purrityring:

ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

(via gigglingbean)

darnni:

brianadeshe:

christel-thoughts:

"Your circle…it’s flawless. Do it again."

what kind of sorcery….

beauty

IMPOSSIBLE STOP IT

(Source: gellaring, via gigglingbean)

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via pizza)

(Source: flowury, via pizza)

televisoin:

boop

(Source: wifiey, via gigglingbean)

(Source: bgodfrey24, via gigglingbean)